Wednesday, October 1, 2008

I Call Starbucks "Douchebucks"


One day,I'll walk in there to see what the fancy big deal is. Note that I neverstepped in a Douchebucks as long as they been open. So, why do I callthem Douchebucks?
WARNING! -- If you plan to get offended byme bad mouthing your 10 dollar a cup coffee shop, then you betterkindly fuck off and suck it up.
Well, to me, everyone in there seems to always be in there almostlooking like they are important when they are really looking at hent,sipping high price coffee, and just being there. These are the samedouchecocks you may have seen just being regular douches but now theyare coffee douches.
Fuckers.

MAKE COFFEE AT HOME!
Damn assnutters.

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